not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me
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devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible
it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something
man this politics shit is easy
Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
reblogs have always been in short supply for artists, sadly, but it's hitting the shitposts and even the cat pictures lately.
Gotta keep getting the word out that reblogs are good and keep people posting new material that will be passed around for the next 12 years
They’re used to other social media sites, where the only equivalent of reblogging is straight-up content theft; so the idea that you can put someone else’s stuff on your page and have it not be a bad thing is a strange experience for them.
They’re likely also used to an algorithm recommending content based on what they hit “like” on, so they probably think that that’s how this works, too.
…oh my GOD
Zoomers can't really comprehend this. The top chart of any moment of the mid 90s were like:
1. Spice girls - Wannabe
2. Silos Monastery Monks - Miserere
3. Pearl Jam - Jeremy
4. Silos Monastery Monks ft Eurythmics - Miserere (Dance remix)
(and as OP, I can't stress enough that this is NOT A JOKE)
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Anonymous asked:
you'd do numbers on tumblr
evilwizard answered:
what’s tumblr
im on me crystal ball rn
we named your crystal ball tumblr
that explains it! spirits, show me the next post
ohohoh… shoelaces… from the president! how novel. spirits, show me elven femboys
Wig
pokemon
The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting
today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them
today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie
I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.
Eeby Deeby, Blorbo, Heckin' Pupper, Doggo
Epic Win, Based King, Roflcopter, 1337Sp34k
Tumblr Wizard Penis Blast, I can has Lolcats
Cope Seethe Mald, U Mad? Smexy Bishie, Gigachad
For the lulz, dank memes, uwu huggle glomp squee
Cringe, fail, ratio, L, Horse Plinko to Super Hell
All your base belong to us, OP's post is really sus
OMG cool story bro, Awesomesauce, YOLO
I can't take it anymore, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
(one, nothing wrong with me, two, nothing wrong with me)
We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it
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Fucking loathe that I understood every word of this
don't tempt me to audio record this